Merry Christmas?!?!?!

I'm laying in bed, running a bit of a fever and really tired. I have the television running to keep Gertie occupied while I take a nap. I wake up to "We wish you a Merry Christmas" playing on the television - and the only thought I have is - just how long of a nap did I take? Honestly! Christmas commercials playing in September - that's just sooooo wrong....